Pokédise: Or why I learned to enjoy evolving and hate the SS/HG mom

April 15, 2011

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In life, when you leave the comfort of your home to explore the wide world, does your mom ask to keep your money safe? Maybe. But do they spend the aforementioned money? Hell no. The items the mom spends your money on in HG/SS are ridiculous. She buys you berries. BERRIES. You can get those if you […]

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David’s Retro Nightmare challenge: Day 1: Shaq Fu

March 20, 2011

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First in my Retro challenge is “naff” fighting game Shaq Fu, in which you fight as basketball star Shaquille O’Neal. The first fight I am entered in is ridiculous. I must fight a cat lady, who is wearing a track suit. She basically moves fast and uses combos to her advantage. I easily win this […]

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Goldeneye: Is it just a shot in the dark?

March 19, 2011

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Da da da dum da da da da da da dum da da da Daa daaa da da da. That was my interpretation of The Bond theme. Now that that’s done let’s get down to the review, shall we? Goldeneye 007  is of course The remake of the same game for N64, but with Daniel […]

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Pokédise: Pokémon Black/white review special

March 18, 2011

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Way back in 1995 in Japan, and later in 1998, Pokémon arrived to the millions of Game Stores in the worlds and since then we’ve been captivated. Back then, there wasn’t a lot of emphasis on Legendaries, further more there was only 151 pokémon to catch, although one was only available through a deliberate glitch. […]

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Top 4 songs that are game related

March 17, 2011

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These are the top 4 songs to come out of a Gaming Related soundtrack, again I don’t own any aspect that these links or any part of the video or song. 4: 2.B.A Master, Pokémon 2.B.A Master This song is sort of a semi-rap, hip-hop, pop song that sounds sort of like Michael Jackson mixed with […]

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Pokédise: Cities are towns, towns are villages

March 17, 2011

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I remember the first time I strolled into a city in Pokemon Pearl, which was Jubilife, and just thinking to myself, ” Is this really what I want to do, get through this small city?” Of course I do and I did, even if some of that was because I needed to in order to […]

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Glug Glug Glug

March 17, 2011

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Yes. It’s that time. You knew it was coming. I mean I review TERRIBLE movies, so Super Mario Bros would eventually have to come under intense scrutiny.  Of course there are quotes like “Trust The Fungus” and of course “Glug Glug Glug” to take away from this movie. The movie has nothing to do with […]

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Mario: Everywhere he goes, he brings an amazing Journey. Most of the time.

March 16, 2011

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Mario. Everyone knows who MARIO is right. Of course they do. It’s Mario. Mario has been Nintendo’s mascot come “overused ” character for a many a year.Since his first appearance in Donkey Kong in arcades across the world to his recent somewhat disappointing outing in Mario Sports Mix. Mario has had many outings as a plumber, a […]

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