Glug Glug Glug

Posted on March 17, 2011

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Yes. It’s that time. You knew it was coming. I mean I review TERRIBLE movies, so Super Mario Bros would eventually have to come under intense scrutiny.  Of course there are quotes like “Trust The Fungus” and of course “Glug Glug Glug” to take away from this movie.

The movie has nothing to do with the games, hell Bob Hoskins didn’t know there was even a game until his son told him.Some things are atrocious like Yoshi being a scared raptor and a blatant Super scope placement at every turn and twist in the plot.  John Leguiziamo isn’t the ideal Luigi and Bob Hoskins certainly isn’t suited to playing Mario.

To quote Mario Mario:

“Hey, the name’s Mario. I’m your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam” yes Can is the right word, as that’s where you’ll be vomiting after you see this.

-45/8

Thanks for reading

David

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