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Pokédise: Or why I learned to enjoy evolving and hate the SS/HG mom

April 15, 2011


In life, when you leave the comfort of your home to explore the wide world, does your mom ask to keep your money safe? Maybe. But do they spend the aforementioned money? Hell no. The items the mom spends your money on in HG/SS are ridiculous. She buys you berries. BERRIES. You can get those if you […]

David’s Retro Nightmare challenge: Day 1: Shaq Fu

March 20, 2011


First in my Retro challenge is “naff” fighting game Shaq Fu, in which you fight as basketball star Shaquille O’Neal. The first fight I am entered in is ridiculous. I must fight a cat lady, who is wearing a track suit. She basically moves fast and uses combos to her advantage. I easily win this […]

Pokédise: Cities are towns, towns are villages

March 17, 2011


I remember the first time I strolled into a city in Pokemon Pearl, which was Jubilife, and just thinking to myself, ” Is this really what I want to do, get through this small city?” Of course I do and I did, even if some of that was because I needed to in order to […]

Feature: Pokédise: How one person got me interested in Pikachu and Pokemon all over again

March 16, 2011


I was walking down a green grassy road and into a patch of dark, mysterious grass. Suddenly out jumped a dog like creature and we commeneced in battle. That is the sentence that I would use to describe my first 5 minutes in pokemon White. and I’m loving it. Pokemon has always been a big […]

Alt-Play Jason Rohrer Anthology: Pixelated PC Mess? Or something else?

March 13, 2011


Jason Rohrer: computer, writer, musician, and game designer. His games are well received. The above statement is a statement of truth. OK, So far this review sounds like a 5-year-old is writing it. Trust me it gets better. Alt-Play: Jason Rohrer Anthology is a DSiware game, which features 3 of Rohrer’s games (Passage, Gravitation and […]