Pokédise: Cities are towns, towns are villages

March 17, 2011

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I remember the first time I strolled into a city in Pokemon Pearl, which was Jubilife, and just thinking to myself, ” Is this really what I want to do, get through this small city?” Of course I do and I did, even if some of that was because I needed to in order to […]

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Glug Glug Glug

March 17, 2011

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Yes. It’s that time. You knew it was coming. I mean I review TERRIBLE movies, so Super Mario Bros would eventually have to come under intense scrutiny.  Of course there are quotes like “Trust The Fungus” and of course “Glug Glug Glug” to take away from this movie. The movie has nothing to do with […]

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Mario: Everywhere he goes, he brings an amazing Journey. Most of the time.

March 16, 2011

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Mario. Everyone knows who MARIO is right. Of course they do. It’s Mario. Mario has been Nintendo’s mascot come “overused ” character for a many a year.Since his first appearance in Donkey Kong in arcades across the world to his recent somewhat disappointing outing in Mario Sports Mix. Mario has had many outings as a plumber, a […]

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We Dare (you to actually buy this game)

March 16, 2011

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I have seen a lot of strange things in my life. Trust me, I have seen a man lick his child, a bird doing something risqué with a bag of crisps, squirrels throwing stones at each other, but nothing prepared me for We Dare. NOTHING. Ever wanted to spank your best friends partner but not had the courage to […]

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Feature: Kirby: Superstar or just pulling the wool over our eyes?

March 16, 2011

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Kirby has charmed us and found a place in our hearts ever since 1992, when Kirby’s Dream Land for the Gameboy was released. Back then he was white, but we all know him today as being that lovable pink blob who has been a pinball, a golf-ball, a plain ball and even made out of wool. He’s faced […]

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Feature: Top 4 worst collaborations in music ever

March 16, 2011

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#4: Wyclef Jean and Kenny Rogers: The Gambler The Gambler is a classic song, as is Kenny Rogers a great musician, What the hell inspired him to do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx7PUOvTFJk #3: Buzz Aldrin and Snoop Dogg: Rocket Experience Buzz Aldrin = space. space= rockets. rockets= experience. add them together and what do you get? an […]

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Its time for… That’s not very Punny

March 16, 2011

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“Let’s kick some ice!” ” Ice to see you!” Why oh why did Batman and Robin have to be a crude, awful Pun-filled movie? because the stupid movie makers had to get bloody Arnie to play Mr Freeze, that’s why. The only reason Mr Freeze is in this movie is for punning opportunities. Thanks for reading, […]

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